Tiffany Haddish (NBC screenshot)

Wow. Before we get into Tiffany Haddish’s epic takedown of Louis C.K., the comedian who loved to whip his dick out on women through the years, let’s talk about the fact that after more than 40 seasons on the air, Saturday Night Live had, in Haddish, its first black female comedian to host the show.

Let that sink in. Initially, I had to Google this because surely Whoopi Goldberg, who has hosted the Oscars and won every award known to man—Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony—has hosted? Nope. No, she hasn’t. But Alec Baldwin has—15 times.

OK—on to Haddish’s opening monologue. She killed it. And Louis C.K. while she was at it. Though she never mentioned him by name, she spoke on what should clearly be a rule for sexual engagement to any in-his-right-mind adult, saying to keep your “thang-thang” in your pants until the time is right.

“Listen, fellas, if you got your thang-thang out and she got all her clothes on— you’re wrong,” Haddish said, saying she’s giving dudes “Tiff Tips.”

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“You’re wrong! You’re in the wrong,” she continued, adding, “Wait till she take her own clothes off. Then pull your thang-thang out, OK?”

Haddish also touched on her time in foster care, group homes and wearing the same dress to different events.