In what I'm sure will turn into a pretty-people food fight, Stacey "Republican" Dash has come for Jesse Williams. On her blog (which no one has heard of or reads), Stacey "Clueless" Dash decided to attack the next president of black America in response to the moving speech on race and police brutality he gave after receiving a Humanitarian Award during the BET Awards on Sunday.
"You’ve just seen the perfect example of a HOLLYWOOD plantation slave!" Stacey "Fox News" Dash wrote on her blog (which I refuse to link to). "Sorry, Mr. Williams. But the fact that you were standing onstage at THOSE awards tells people you really don’t know what you’re talking about. Just spewing hate and anger."
Stacey "Kanye West video" Dash continued: "[Y]ou my man are just like everyone else hustling to get money. But your cognitive dissidents [sic] has you getting it from THAT BYSTANDER who YOU DON’T NEED. Yes. BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION is WHITE OWNED.
"GET over yourself and get on with it," she advised.
Stacey "Dame Dash's cousin" Dash concluded her babble by claiming that Williams created the situation that he rails against.
"If anyone is making you feel this way it’s you," Stacey "Mo' Money" Dash wrote. "Living in a psychological prison of your own making. If anyone is GHETTO-IZING anyone, it’s people like you letting the BET’s and other media outlets portray us in stereotypes."
Can't wait for the Williams clapback, which I'm sure will go over Dash's beautifully coiffed head.
Stephen A. Crockett Jr. is a senior editor at The Root. Follow him on Twitter.