Back in happier times for Offset
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Well, well, well. Since it’s allegedly our fault that Offset couldn’t keep his Migo in his pants, I guess it’s also contingent upon us to help broadcast his love to his estranged wife, Cardi B.

On Sunday, the 26-year-old Migos rapper tweeted a missive to the rest of us, announcing to the world, “FUCK YALL I MISS CARDI.”

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As you may recall if you were within spitting distance of the internet, Cardi announced their split last week in an Instagram video, alluding to long-standing issues between the pair.

According to gossip news sites, things came to a head over Offset’s cheating—TMZ cited leaked text messages between Offset and rapper Summer Bunni, and The Blast reported that texts where he attempted to arrange a threesome with her (obviously not involving his wife, who has made it good and damn-well clear what the lineup would be if she were involved) were the straws that broke his marriage’s back.

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Hey, at least Ray J is in his corner—because if there’s one person Offset needs support from, it’s from another flammable dumpster of wayward dickscapades.

While the world’s smallest violin continues to play for Offset, Bardi is flourishing. As US Weekly reports, the Bronx hit-maker delivered her first performance since announcing their split at Jingle Ball in New York City on Friday.

She even made some adjustments to her lyrical repertoire, tweaking a line on “MotorSport”—her collab with Migos and Nicki Minaj—that originally went “I get upset off / I turn Offset on / I told him the other day / Man, we should sell that porn” to “I get upset off / I turn Offset on / I told him the other day / yeah, we gon’ get a divorce!”

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Looks like Cardi won.