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The race for the perfect crazy-ass royal-wedding hat is on.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are set to be wed on May 19, 2018, Kensington Palace announced Friday.

CNN reports that the ceremony will be held at St. George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle. Being a nosy-ass busybody, I Googled the location for y’all, and while I’m not heavily invested in this whole Princess Meghan fairy-tale business (YES, I know she’s technically a duchess), whew, the drama of all that stained glass and those high arches has me reconsidering.

(Seriously, if you love doing impromptu karaoke, the acoustics in there must be amazing.)

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Plus, the pair seem super into each other, and that’s always dope.

So there you have it. For those of you eager to rock some royal-wedding lewks, you’ve got five months to get your show-outtiest Fashion Nova outfit and—everyone’s favorite part—your most over-the-top, Sister Shirley Wishes She Could church-lady hat together.

(Girl!) A guest arrives for the royal wedding of Zara Phillips, Queen Elizabeth II’s granddaughter, and rugby player Mike Tindall at Canongate Kirk on July 30, 2011, in Edinburgh, Scotland. (Dylan Martinez-WPA Pool/Getty Images)

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Seriously, show these Brits how it’s done.