People Have Questions About Jermaine Jackson’s Hair

Chris Jackson/Getty Images
Chris Jackson/Getty Images

Jermaine Jackson, 61, and his girlfriend, Maday Velázquez, 23, hit up Cannes recently for the premiere of Sofia Coppola’s civil war film, The Beguiled. Not only did people wonder about Jackson’s relationship with the young Cuban model, but they also had questions about Jackson’s hair.

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If I had to describe Jackson’s hairstyle, I would first have to know how many Sharpie markers and jars of Ultra Sheen it took to accomplish such an oil-slick look.

Once Jackson’s photo hit social media, the laughs came rolling in:

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I’m left to wonder if Jackson’s girlfriend has to wash her pillowcases often. I wish I would date someone old enough to be my grandfather.

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nosleep4giant
Non Sleeping Giant

So we’re just gonna ignore the Nutcracker uniform he’s wearing?