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I truly believe this is why we can’t have nice things, ever. I’m not usually one to judge others’ sexcapades or fantasies, but this one is taking it just a smidgen (or a whole lot of smidgens) too far.

A couple was busted on Sunday on a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Detroit after a 48-year-old woman decided to perform oral sex on a 28-year-old man while the two were still in their seats, WDIV Click on Detroit reports.

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I know airplane bathrooms are tiny and whatnot, but ... come on.

The duo were total strangers before boarding the plane, authorities say, but apparently got to know each other really, really well.

Both individuals were issued citations, and the investigation was handed over to the FBI. Federal agents said that they are still investigating the incident, but noted that charges could range from a misdemeanor to a felony, depending.

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I hope it was worth it for both individuals, especially if it results in a felony charge.

In the end, all this incident proves is that nothing is sacred on airlines anymore. From fights breaking out on planes, to employees just straight up wilding, to passengers witnessing a live-shot porno, methinks I will end up looking into sailing or carpooling for my next trip.