Actress Lupita Nyong’o—style icon—gives a twirl for the cameras at Cannes.
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Lupita Nyong'o is perfect. Just here to say that. She is perfect and I'm here for this, and her dress for Cannes was perfect. She twirled in it perfectly. Her perfect smile radiated from across oceans to our computer screens.

She is perfect. Perfection is Lupita.

Look at this. Just look at it.

Look at her!

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Did you see that!? Girl worked that custom Gucci like I used to work (or should I say werk) folding them sweaters at Macy's in '09. And when I mean "work," I mean she clocked in early, stayed late, worked the display and cleaned up nicely. Slay, Queen Lupita. Slaaaaaaay.

When not slaying the fashion world, Lupita kindly blesses us with her acting. Up next, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, in which she plays an alien who, hopefully, will slay for us nerds.