Lenny Kravitz Will Celebrate His 55th Birthday in 2019 and He Gifted Us With a New Picture of His Abs. So, Let's Discuss

Lenny Kravitz attends the 12th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on December 09, 2018 in New York City.
Photo: Dominik Bindl (Getty Images)

This weekend will mark the unofficial start of summer, also known as Memorial Day weekend. But also happening this weekend is the born day of a man I’d like to deem “walking sex.”

That man? Lenny-Motherfucking-Kravitz.

Allow me to also take a moment and continue the hailing of living queen Lisa Bonet (also known as Lilakoi Moon) who managed to bag Lenny and Jason Momoa in the same lifetime.

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Girl.

On May 26, the day before we observe Memorial Day in 2019, Lenny will turn a blessed 55 years old. Even though it’s his birthday, he decided to gift us with the following treasure:

Um. Hellooooooo nurse.

After wiping the lustful drool from your face, you may wonder about his secrets. How the fuck is he looking like this at middle age?

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“I have done nothing to my body or my face,” Kravitz told Mr. Porter in a 2017 interview.“I just wash it with water. I eat primarily raw, foods that are alive, vibrating, emit energy. I eat off the land in the Bahamas.”

I bet some of those raw, alive and raw foods come from unicorns.

Anyway, I think Lenny wanted to share this picture, not only for us to ogle at — because there will be ogling! — but, to also bless our lives in other factors. I believe in my heart that if you stare at this pic for five seconds, then share it to your group chat within 10 minutes:

  • Your outstanding loans at Navient (street name: Sallie Mae) will abruptly disappear. Maybe Robert F. Smith will have a hand in this magic.
  • You will always get double snacks when you order one snack out of the vending machine.
  • Your ankles will never know the idea of “ashy” again.
  • Birds will stop pooping on your car right after you wash it.
  • Every time you order a 6-piece wing meal / combo from the chicken shack, you will open the package and realize there are actually 7 wings.
  • You will always find your size when you order the newest celebrity-endorsed fashion staple.
  • Your white Air Force Ones will remain white.
  • Everything you even think about gon’ thrivebasically, the opposite of Mistuh’s two-finger cursed fate.
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Of course, if you don’t do this chain mail procedure, you’ll be sentenced to five years of bad sex and Candace Owens split ends.

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Tonja Renée Stidhum

Staff Writer, Entertainment at The Root. Sugar, spice & everything rice. Equipped with the uncanny ability to make a Disney reference and a double entendre in the same sentence.