(The Root) — Within minutes of the confirmed news hitting the Internet, Baby Kimye's real name (according to unnamed sources) was a national trending topic on Twitter. The name: North.
If you'd like to be the first to make the snippy quip, "Did she have a baby or a compass?" I regret to inform you that you're about 2 million tweets too late, since virtually everyone on Twitter is tweeting that very thing right this minute. It's a bit of a lazy joke, seeing as how the whole directional thing was likely intentional, but that didn't stop folks from feeling original.
If you're in search of a drinking game to kick the weekend off right, take a shot every time this one-liner crosses your timeline. It just may keep you drunk until Sunday.
North West? Did Kim give birth to a baby or a compass?
— Kyle (@_BDK1) June 21, 2013
North West? Did kim birth to a baby or a compass?
— Brandon (@lovethyneighbur) June 21, 2013
Tracy Clayton is a writer, humorist and blogger from Louisville, Ky.