Judge of Characters: The ‘Alt-Left,’ White Genocide and Other White Nonsense That Doesn’t Exist

This week, we’ve been faced with more Donald Trump make-believe. In a delayed press conference after the tragic white supremacist riot in Charlottesville, Va., we all watched in horror as Trump mentioned that he was supposed to be addressing veterans benefits but Charlottesville happened. And then he basically ignored the loss of a life and the violence of the “alt-right” (aka neo-Nazis and white supremacists) and danced around the entire issue.

And then, in an even more delayed conference, Trump was back with a vengeance. This time, he refused to blame the supremacists and coined a new term, “alt-left,” to refer to the counterprotesters he deemed equally responsible and violent. Wait, what?

From that revelation came plenty of white tears and racist white people talking about racist things like #WhiteGenocide all over social media. *Sips white tears.* I literally can’t. Check out this week’s Judge of Characters, which judges the white nonsense that is the #AltLeft and #WhiteGenocide.

Pretty. Witty. Girly. Worldly. One who likes to party, but comes home early. I got stories to tell. Prince (yes, that Prince) called me excellence. Achievement unlocked.

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