Judge of Characters: Stop Wypipo 2018

Let’s all collectively take our minds off the very racist and problematic wart on America’s flabby white ass, Roseanne Barr’s peak caucasity, and focus on a few other wypipo in the world who need to be stopped. She exhausts me, but honestly, all wypipo do.

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From white people with dreadlocks LOCKING THEMSELVES TOGETHER to white people who harass others because they’re different from them, it’s clear we need to start a new campaign: Stop Wypipo 2018. It’s time we stand up and speak out against the reckless freedom, aka privilege, that wypipo exhibit.

Check out this week’s Judge of Characters, which basically begs for the halt of all things wypipo. I’m tired, y’all.

Pretty. Witty. Girly. Worldly. One who likes to party, but comes home early. I got stories to tell. Prince (yes, that Prince) called me excellence. Achievement unlocked.

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DISCUSSION

I’m 100% onboard with the white dreadlock train. That way it’s a lot easier to: stay upwind, keep track of the people who are going to steal your shit, buy some shitty weed, and maybe it prevents a drum/hacky-sack circle from being formed.