Judge of Characters: Girth of a Nation

First of all, the lies and fake news being spread from President Donald Trump have been dizzying. What’s up is down; what’s left is right.


Recently, the White House physician, Dr. Ronny L. Jackson, addressed the public in a press conference, claiming that the results of 45’s physical suggest that he’s in “excellent health,” seemingly because of “incredible genes.” And he said all of this with a straight face.

The internet erupted in disbelief, birthing the term “girther” in response. It’s a play on “Birther,” the term assigned to Trump and others who demanded to see former President Barack Obama’s birth certificate after claiming that he was born in Kenya (there’s also #AlternativeFats, which is equally delightful).


Basically, we want to see the receipts because if we’re supposed to believe that 45 is 6 feet 3 inches and 239 pounds, we should also believe that Trump is the greatest president America’s ever seen. Let the church say: fake news!

Check out this week’s Judge of Characters, which mostly judges the lies spewing from Trump and ’nem.

Pretty. Witty. Girly. Worldly. One who likes to party, but comes home early. I got stories to tell. Prince (yes, that Prince) called me excellence. Achievement unlocked.

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