We are one day away from the release of Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj’s much-anticipated collaboration, “Hot Girl Summer,” but Meg found it in her heart to gift us with one more blessed hangout: her and the incomparable Lizzo.
The link-up started out as many Megan events do, with the Houston rapper pouring a generous portion of cognac down Lizzo’s throat (for the unacquainted, we call this phenomenon “driving the boat”).
But things escalated in the most glorious way, the evidence of which was thankfully and graciously captured on video for the world to revel in. Meg, throwing that booty, on beat, to Lizzo’s flute.
Megan captioned her copy of the video “Down south Little Mermaid.” Lizzo, on Twitter, pronounced “HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.” She also, while taking gulps of air during her flute accompaniment, finds the breath control to shout “Biatch! Biatch! Shake that monkey!” at Megan.
Frankly, this is the sort of problem I invite into my life!
Behold, the knees! The luxurious wigs! The glowing skin! The hydration! The moisture! The juice! The world is not worthy but we will accept!
Let this video be sent to the rest of the galaxy to show the aliens how the best of us lived on earth. Let this blessed moving image remind us to drink our water, read Toni Morrison, embrace our beloveds, moisturize, take our meds, eat our broccoli, and take it down to the floor.