Dude Wearing ‘Drunk Lives Matter’ T-Shirt Arrested for DUI

Newville, Pa., Police Department
Newville, Pa., Police Department

Remember the “Drunk Lives Matter” T-shirts being sold for St. Patrick’s Day last month? I remember it quite well, especially since I laughed about it and thought, “Who would actually wear that shirt?” To answer that question, meet Elwood R. Gutshall III of Newville, Pa.


Gutshall, 44, was charged with DUI after authorities say his blood alcohol level measured 0.217 percent. Not only do officials say he failed the test, but they also make the charge that Gutshall was driving under a suspended license and had a ton of other traffic violations.


In the words of the iconic Fred Sanford, “You big dummy.”

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Elwood R. Gutshall III.

No. No. No. Just no. You made that name up, admit it. It’s too perfect to be the name of a big dumb drunk guy from Pennsylvania. This is a late April Fool’s Day joke. That’s not his name. Can’t be. It’s too...

(checks Fox 43 website)

Well, I’ll be damned.