Imagine walking into a town hall being led by Bill Cosby, and the subject is how to protect yourself from sexual assault allegations, and Cosby is telling you the warning signs to look out for when it comes to people accusing you of such heinous crimes.
Well, folks, it’s happening. Yes, you are not being trolled. Cosby is going to teach people how not to become a victim of sexual assault allegations, according to TMZ.
Cosby will probably not teach you not to drug women with Quaaludes or Benadryl.
According to Cosby’s representatives Andrew Wyatt and Ebonee Benson, Cosby is looking to revive his career after a jury was deadlocked and a mistrial was declared in his sexual-assault-and-drugging case.
Wyatt stated that the tour will start in July, and young people and athletes need to “know what they’re facing when they’re hanging out and partying, when they’re doing certain things they shouldn’t be doing.”
Yeah, like drugging and then sexually assaulting people.
Seriously, at this point I’m going to assume that good ole Quaalude-pudding-popping Cosby clearly doesn’t give a fuck.