Childhood Ruined: Kermit and Miss Piggy End Relationship

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy in 2012

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. First Bill Cosby. Then Hulk Hogan. And Roddy Piper. It’s been a rough year for childhood nostalgia.

Now this.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy have called it quits!

In separate statements, Kermit and Miss Piggy stated that they’ve amicably decided to part ways.

See, while people were sitting around waiting for Will and Jada to end their relationship, another relationship was coming to an end.


Let’s take a look at some of the couple’s happier moments:

This news just ruined my birthday, and I’m sure President Obama’s. Let me go and turn on “It’s Not Easy Being Green” and sob into my pillow. This break up will definitely make for an interesting premiere of the new Muppets series on ABC this fall.

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