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Listen, I don’t know what Bossip’s editorial team is on, but I’d like for them to pass it my way. There is no publication like gossip-news giant Bossip.

It’s 2017, so it’s safe to assume that you’ve been to Bossip’s website, followed it on social media or seen the wordy and deliciously insulting headlines creep across your feed. If you’re like me, you’ve definitely laughed hysterically at someone’s tender cakes being smashed to smithereens or thought, “They’re doing the absolute most” when someone’s pregnant, aka “with a gut full of human.”

Either way, Bossip is here to stay, and it’s headline choices are further proof that creativity and back-to-back pleasant unpleasantries are surefire ways to our hearts.

Whenever you say Bossip is doing too much, ask yourself if you’re doing enough—words to live by via our weekend social media editor, Corey Townsend. Here are 11 of the best recent headlines Bossip’s team has typed up.

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What are your favorite Bossip headlines? Drop them in the comments!