Beyoncé Had Twins About a Month Ago and Looks ... Like ... This

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Yes, we live in a world where Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s date night is news. We also live in a world where Donald Trump is the president, so I say pick your poison. I’d rather focus on Beyoncé’s bountiful bosom on a date. Beyoncé has often been referred to as a robot but has been (strategically) humanizing herself since announcing that she was pregnant with twins in February 2017. Since then, Queen Bey’s been on a look-at-me-I’m-human tour, and I’m here for it.


The latest stop on Beyoncé’s tour is date night and skate night. The Lemonade superstar posted a couple of photos and videos of herself enjoying her evening in a cute blue-and-white dress. But the Instagram account @Beylite posted paparazzi shots of Bey and Jay out and about in Los Angeles grabbing sushi, drinking wine and enjoying their parents night out. Look at the lovebirds!


Beyoncé introduced the world to her new twins, Sir and Rumi, on July 14 via Instagram, and now, less than a month later, Mrs. Carter looks amazing! Just look at her!

Lovely! The next stop on the look-at-me-I’m-human tour was the World of Wheels in L.A. Beyoncé grabbed a group of 10 or so of her friends and hubby Jay-Z for a night of good old-fashioned roller skating.


What do you think Bey and Jay’s next date night/look-at-me-I’m-human tour stop is going to be?

Pretty. Witty. Girly. Worldly. One who likes to party, but comes home early. I got stories to tell. Prince (yes, that Prince) called me excellence. Achievement unlocked.

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