So on Saturday night, Twitter lit up with videos of our favorite uncle, forever President Barack Obama, jamming it out during the D.C. leg of Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s On the Run II Tour.
I was actually also there, but I ain’t got the kind of coint that supports seeing Beyoncé as well as the Obamas in one show, so I didn’t get to gaze upon the visage of my one and only.
At any rate, people immediately started lamenting about our long-lost dad having the time of his life, while we are suffering here with our evil stepdad wreaking havoc on our house. Momma Michelle Obama was also there, continuing to stunt on all of us even after seeing Beyoncé in Paris.
But I’m just here to let y’all know that you better let Obama (and the rest of his family) ball so hard that motherfuckers wanna fine him (as the lyrics for Jay-Z and Kanye’s Niggas in Paris goes....which was coincidentally the song Obama was jamming to.)
Because even though, as it kills me inside, I am Breanna Edwards and I support Barack Obama continuing to live his best life without me.