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Editor’s note: We, here at The Root, are fully aware that this photo has been photoshopped. We are also aware that Bannon is a white nationalist. And, we are acutely aware that former president Obama had his faced darkened to appear more sinister and where we’re y’all then? Lighten up. And don’t come for us in the comments because Bannon’s policy and presidency (we are under no illusion that Trump is running anything) is vile. Consider this an alternative face. 

This is the face only a mother could love. From far, far, far, far, far, far away. Because, according to Anthony Bourdain, Steve Bannon may just suffer from tertiary syphilis.

According to the Mayo Clinic, tertiary syphilis is the late stage of syphilis after it goes untreated. It affects the brain, nerves, eyes, heart, blood vessels, liver, bones and joints.

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I don’t know, but it looks like he smells like pus and vodka. I imagine Bannon’s outsides look like someone’s insides eroding after using all the drugs and catching all the sexually transmitted diseases.

Bourdain is so savage.

Update:

For your viewing pleasure here is a good photo of Bannon. I hope you appreciate this photo even more. Who knew white nationalists pigs deserved sympathy? I’m sure Bannon thanks all of you. Well not all, just the pure aryan race. And he still looks like putrid shit. I’ll now return to my bottomless mimosas. Argue amongst yourselves. Happy Saturday!

(Photo by Kirk Irwin/Getty Images for SiriusXM)