Anthony Anderson got a little too candid for Conan O’Brien this week when he divulged that his mother was the one who taught him how to perform oral sex.
“I’ll just cut to the chase: My mother taught me how to go downtown,” he said. “My mama taught me how to eat the cookie. Oral sex, Conan! Oral sex.”
His mother did not teach him how to keep those family secrets to himself. Needless to say, O’Brien looked a bit shocked to hear his confession. And Anderson said he wasn’t the only one his mother taught. His friends got a lesson from the head-master, too.
“I was in my early 20s. I had just come home from college, and we had happened to be sitting around in the family room—not only me, but my buddies and their girlfriends,” he said. “She not only taught me and my brothers and my boys, but also the women how to do what they needed to do.”
So how exactly did she teach everyone the art of oral sex? She used her video collection and explained what was going on in the videos.
“Her motivation was my father didn’t know how to eat pussy,” Anderson said.
Well, damn. Now the world knows Anderson’s father was not a cunning linguist and that his mother used porn as a teaching tool. Hopefully those lessons helped Anderson out in the long run.